Lawsuit-free X-mas wishes
I've received those wishes to day, and wish to extend it to all of you.... Merry X-mas.
Holiday Greetings to Everyone,
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends & family, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion
or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that Ireland is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends & family, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion
or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that Ireland is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Brought to you by Sandrine @ 2:20 pm
2 Comments:
Greetings ! (under the LGPL licence )
(ok, you may kick out the geek ;D )
bonjour le politiquement correct :-))
et ben je transmet les souhaits, pour la nouvelle année, de la mère cottivet, concierge à la X-Rousse
" Allons ben, bonne-heureuse z'enfants ! Je vous la souhaite longue et vigorette que m'on dit. Ne bonne santé, ne bonne année, et tout ! et tout ! et tout !
Que m'on se retrouve dites-moi don, mes belins-belines ! Et, que ça file ! Hou Sainte Marie des Terreaux ! que me ça file ! N'y a rien de temps, on fesait peter la miâille aux âniers, au facteur et tout le tremblement, et nous velà acque'une année de plus sû les clinquettes !
Enfin, du mement qu'on se retrouve bien démenets, bien artets, c'est le principal, pas don que c'est vrai, mes bosons ? "
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